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IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Waldo finds YOU


TAGS: waldo soviet russia finds you punisher kevin nash
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Jake Eagle

WTF - September 28, 2009, 1:55 pm
I searched "soviet", "russia" and "waldo". I don't see anything remotely similar from any of the searches.
El Camaron - September 26, 2009, 7:55 pm
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA XD
:P - September 4, 2009, 11:23 am
and smashes your face in.
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:14 am
this one kinda already exists, different pic of the same guy doing a falcon punch on the punisher. same words
leeeblinga - August 28, 2009, 7:40 am
That is fucking funny!
BongoBongo - August 28, 2009, 5:43 am
"punisher" was shit movie


JESUS MEETS MUHAMMAD -


TAGS: muhammad comic strip meets jesus
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 11:59 am
Amsome bart, 5L


SMILE -


TAGS: disney killed the mouse cubby
Rating: 4.57/5

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PhxDebbie - August 3, 2010, 8:52 am
5 "oh so regal" L's hahaha


MONKEY BUSINESS - THAT'S A HARD MONKEY TO GET OFF OF YOUR BACK




SMOKING -




“GO, SELL EVERYTHING YOU HAVE... - ...and give to the poor" (mark 10:21) I´m quite sure he could sell that golden throne at a very good price


TAGS: pope catholic religion atheist jesus
Rating: 4.6/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:05 am
Definitely more than enough to feed that entire land. Wait 'til the church is excavated.
Bandit5906 - April 2, 2012, 12:06 pm
Reminds me of the pittance Biden contributes yearly!
Iconoclast - June 29, 2011, 2:35 pm
Reminds me of the novel Shoes of the Fisherman. 5 Popemobiles for you.
Verdeckt - June 29, 2011, 7:22 am
Nice..


OH THE PLACES YOU'LL GO -


TAGS: us navy seals
Rating: 4.85/5

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Iconoclast - March 2, 2012, 8:20 pm
Excellent poster. I saw the quote and didn't even think about doing a poster on it. Thanks for doing it.


THE BACON AND SAUSAGE NATIVITY - Never has tastelessness been so tasty


TAGS: jesus sausage
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Preacher Man

BigEdMustafa - December 6, 2011, 5:39 pm
I think the hash browns as straw is a really nice touch!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 2, 2011, 6:16 pm
That doesn't really look... kosher.
mariand - December 2, 2011, 12:22 am
lol...cool
TWOEDGE - December 1, 2011, 4:04 pm
A-MEN!


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Justin Bieber is still a faggot


TAGS: justin bieber fag soviet russia
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by BigBusiness13

440wakeup - November 29, 2011, 8:08 pm
In soviet Russia streets name you!
Kidkiller - September 8, 2010, 7:01 am
In soviet russia - Lion give you 5human.
fascistfrenchman - September 7, 2010, 3:55 pm
I agree with that. Putting Bieber down deserves 5L's
pzykosiz - September 2, 2010, 6:52 pm
i'm not a big fan of soviet russia jokes. but i do agree with this one


MONDAY - Has Been Cancelled Due To A Lack Of Interest.


TAGS: monday business work job office
Rating: 4.73/5

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5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 11:30 am
Of course you get a 5 from me. Good job!
mariand - November 27, 2011, 10:42 am
cool... I guess we're talking about work
maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:11 am
Mite Has Well Do The Rest Of The Week Too


IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever analogy
Rating: 4.77/5

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wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


KISSIN COUSINS -




YOGAPTHY -


TAGS: yoga masters relation techniques just get drunk
Rating: 4.98/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:44 am
Some of the homeless in my neighborhood do those poses, hah-ha.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:35 pm
Bwahahahahaha. 5L
pratham - December 29, 2011, 1:44 pm
brilliant..
SunnyDay - December 25, 2010, 11:34 am
I'm bowing to the master, this is the greatest poster EVER ! 5L of course
Nagard - October 30, 2010, 7:50 pm
Hilarious! Just plain awesome!
rerun - October 30, 2010, 6:59 pm

greatness
ICEMAN - October 30, 2010, 6:40 pm
5 chakras
crankyhead - October 30, 2010, 6:12 pm
LOL!


JESUS FACEPALM - He gave up too so please stop this foolness


TAGS: facepalm jesus epic
Rating: 3.06/5

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spacedog - August 13, 2009, 3:39 pm
Shoot. It has been done. Too bad about the spelling.


ATHEISTS - The Real Ghostbusters


TAGS: atheist atheists ghostbusters religion
Rating: 1.46/5
James - October 31, 2008, 1:43 pm
Americans! Better then everyone else! :)
.. - September 26, 2008, 11:22 pm
you will probably find that alot of people think americans are retarded, and barely any of them are mindless drones. You can blame bush, the iraq war and all those obnoxious, think they're better than everyone else, culturally insensitive americans
K-Smooth - September 24, 2008, 10:54 am
Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. Well done indeed!
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:56 pm
Not thing. Think. Minor typo, amended.
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:55 pm
So, tell me, do you really feel that way about America, or are you one of those mindless drones that goes along with what other people thing because you're too fucking stupid to be independent in thought?
IndiaRulz - September 14, 2008, 9:42 pm
The most retarded thing I've ever seen, and that includes Americans
Alexiel - September 10, 2008, 3:39 pm
sth strange in the neighburhood, next time THINK about it.


DEAR LORD - IF WE GIVE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER AND LADY GAGA WILL YOU CONSIDER SENDING JOHN LENNON BACK


TAGS: music
Rating: 4.55/5

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daynet - November 22, 2013, 8:39 pm
Grab Honey Boo Boo and Chris Brown, too!
renpsu - October 10, 2013, 7:36 pm
Mark Chapman is a living god! Just t5hink of the way he blazed new frontiers in artistic criticism - sing a lousy song, you die. Write a lousy book or poem, you die. Paint a lousy picture, you die. Pericles' Athens would like nursery school.
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:54 pm
We need celebrity trading cards...
Brawler - March 22, 2013, 1:48 pm
John is worth 200 Gagas and atleast 5000 Biebers..
nicholsjoshua15 - March 20, 2013, 2:14 pm
Yeah but he does murder victims. So I could ask God about Kurt.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 20, 2013, 2:14 pm
Yeah but he does murder victims. So I could ask God about Kurt.
ipaprime - March 20, 2013, 10:53 am
he cant do kurt ya gots to talk to satan bout him. that suicide thing you know.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 19, 2013, 9:39 pm
If we give god every Pop Star, Rapper, and Emo Rocker will you give us Jim Morison, Kurt Cobain, Johnny Cash, Layan Stanley, and Joe South?
zoomer296 - March 19, 2013, 7:37 pm
How about we send him the whole package plus Miley Cyrus and ask for him to return John Lennon AND Johnny Cash?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 10, 2013, 12:59 am
And Taylor Swift, and the Jonas Brothers and Sarah Brightman on general principles.
trek - March 9, 2013, 7:34 pm
If I believed in a god, I would so ask this of him/her
Silverheart - March 9, 2013, 3:59 pm

How about if we throw in Kesha, Diddy, Britney Spears, the Jersey Shore people and every Kardashian we can find? In fact, you can take them whether or not you return Lennon. 5Ls.


HEAVY METAL - Just because your music is awesome, doesn't mean you are.


TAGS: heavy metal music awesome kids
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Mega48man - January 10, 2011, 8:36 pm
my god, i never knew there was a bad crowd in a genre i loved so much so long ago... blind gaurdian wrote some pretty sweet stuff to.
MrRandom - April 1, 2010, 10:12 am
Blind Guardian.... poser metal.... *eye twitch*
forseti - April 1, 2010, 9:43 am
Blind Guardian and Hammerfall... Epic Poser Metal... *puke*
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:35 am
and someone needs to put a anvil on that Hammer *shrug*
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:34 am
um can we get verification that the Ginger is a Female O_o ??


EPIC FACEPALM -


TAGS: when you just know you messed up
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

oni - October 2, 2009, 3:54 pm
rofl wat he did ?
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 12:00 pm
*poster
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 11:55 am
Great movie and a great poser
LogicDude - September 23, 2009, 11:40 am
Most excellent! 5!
The Goat - September 23, 2009, 11:22 am
Bambi meets Godzilla - the remake!
Ed-Hyde - September 23, 2009, 10:40 am
5 Kung-fu hustlin' lions


THERE'S OPTIMUS PRIME... - and then there's his retarded cousin, Larry.


TAGS: optimus prime retarded retard transformer
Rating: 3.78/5


FAT PEOPLE - They know how to really live... just not as long.


TAGS: bush hot xxx super shit bricks mind fuck emo awesome jailbait america
Rating: 2.35/5

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domo - December 31, 2008, 10:45 pm
hahahahahaha


MUSCLE CARS -


TAGS: muscle cars
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by fancyface313

spacedog - July 2, 2012, 3:29 am
Wow. As of July 1st 2012, 143-facebook shares, and 53-votes: this guy's one and only poster. Buen hombre. I'm obviously over-thinking things. Dos cervezas por favor!
M0rd3kaI - March 20, 2012, 7:44 pm
Excellent poster... worthy of 750HP (fancy talk for 5L) now... if only it was a Chevy...
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 9:20 am
‘Roar, not whistle’….n-i-c-e Great first poster, Fancy! There’s a least 5 lions under that hood.


Today's Music -


TAGS: classic music today s pop rock
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Iceman107

sodamall - September 8, 2015, 4:48 pm
how long will Justin baby and the like be remembered? 5yrs tops if lucky
sodamall - September 8, 2015, 4:43 pm
and you'll never know why we rock
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2015, 8:27 pm
The clash and Run DMC.....RUN DMC?!?. 1L.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2015, 8:24 pm
Nirvana, the sex pistols, the kinks and the misfits....Classic Rock? In what universe?
nicholsjoshua15 - August 9, 2015, 5:43 pm
The top 40 music may suck nowadays, but is usualy always has, listen to the alternative, underground and foreign music you may be surprised.
EmilioDumphque - July 23, 2015, 2:33 am
Did you ever hear Wilson Pickett's Sugar Sugar?
GaryO - July 21, 2015, 8:40 pm
Good point, 'cause lots of today's stuff is sure to be number two
nicholsjoshua15 - July 21, 2015, 8:27 pm
There's still plenty of great new music, remember the same year Jimmy Hendrix released "The Watch Tower" The Archies "Sugar Sugar" and it was #1, The year Smashing Pumpkins Released "Disarm" Billy Ray "Achy Breaky Heart" was #1.
EmilioDumphque - July 20, 2015, 7:40 pm
Angry young man poetry to a drumbeat isn't music.
Silverheart - July 20, 2015, 6:37 pm

Suck-ass music exists in every era, classic and contemporary. Get off of the top 40 channels, you just might find some good, new music.


YANKEES SUCK - Even Jesus Hates the Yankees Go Red Sox!!!


TAGS: mlb jesus yankees suck red sox baseball
Rating: 2.66/5

More motifakes by Trapper

Schultz1 - April 6, 2012, 12:22 am
Just because you said yankees suck. I give you 5L.
VinceVicious - August 20, 2009, 7:08 pm
A long dead prophet thinks a great baseball teams sucks. What a douche. (Go Yankees)


THE GAME - You just lost it


TAGS: you just lost the game
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by OwenCM

Tempest - February 9, 2009, 11:38 am
Aw! you asshole!
zerojustice - September 6, 2008, 7:55 am
The cake is a lie.
I Lost - September 3, 2008, 9:38 pm
FUUUUUCK


GENESIS - Facebook version.


TAGS: god facebook adam eve garden eden satan apple status update
Rating: 4.2/5

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aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 6:32 pm
charming, 4/5 cause it isnt origanal
Informator - August 25, 2009, 8:00 am
WIN :D 5 lions
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am
Except that stuff aboot coveting ass...I'm all aboot coveting ass.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am
Crazy? you'd have to be straight up Retarded to believe anything Christianity has to say.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:52 am
Well of course not! That would just be Crazy!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 2:49 am
For the record I don't believe everything here; especially that fake dinosaur fossils part.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:26 am
Fake dinosaur fossils for the crazy christians who believe that they were put there to test their faith! rotfl! Thats awesome. Nice jab at jesus!
Ed-Hyde - August 5, 2009, 11:03 am
I don't care what religion you are, thats just funny.


CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars baptist westboro
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:09 am
They actually have a good point and they are clearly not bothered about your feelings
rerun - November 11, 2010, 9:13 am

These people are a disgrace to any religion. They protest at military funerals, weddings, just about evrything. They seem to preach hate and the opposite of what religion is supposedly about.
TheTrashHeap - November 11, 2010, 9:08 am
They worship Christ, that makes them Christians. These folks belong to the westboro baptist church and they love them some Jesus... (and hate them some queers.)
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:12 pm
these are NOT christians. there some nuts that hate evrybody. there so evil the frickin kkk rejects and relations with them!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 7:49 am
Dozens of different christians hate each other. Can't even agree under the same god.
Fenrir - March 6, 2010, 3:25 am
Christians hate these people. I know because I hate these people.
faulty switch - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am
mrbombastic. with people this dumb and ignorant, natural selection is bound to catch up.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:30 am
wtf im Christian but these people are dumb
mrbombastic - September 29, 2009, 11:25 am
These people are not Christian. They are barely even human. This is possibly the one case where I would ever approve of abortion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:45 am
poster*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:44 am
These people do not represent any faith I believe in. A more apt wording for this poser would have been "Christianity: You're doing it wrong."
Rollseyes - August 22, 2009, 3:37 am
These are not Christians. These are idiots.
BriaHere - June 27, 2009, 7:40 pm
These people need to be extinct. Soon.
WTF? - June 27, 2009, 7:07 pm
Who the hell are these people?
TTD - June 13, 2009, 3:33 pm
There are 10 million scienetologists in the world, thats 10 million too many...
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 10:43 pm
Extremists make me laugh. As a side note, what did I do to God to make him hate me exactly?
kungfusion - May 15, 2009, 10:41 pm
agreed
Velin - November 28, 2008, 8:22 am
Thats comment I totaly agree with... Too bad someones thing that extremists represent religion
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:59 pm
It's just like Islam... you will always have your extremists no matter what organization you're in.


JESUS - Has returned...


TAGS: jesus dog ass
Rating: 2.69/5

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agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 8:58 pm
Old one.


CITIZENSHIP TEST -


TAGS: patriotic citizenship usa
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:19 am
just as Alexander said I am blown away that some one able to get paid $9164 in a few weeks on the computer. have you read this web site http://Run19.com
Yorick - September 21, 2012, 9:45 am
So, Goat. Whose side will you take when the US Canadian war breaks out? ;)
Greybeard - September 4, 2012, 6:06 am
Im sure your uncle would do the same if he had received a Canadian flag. : )
TheGoat - September 4, 2012, 2:57 am
National Geographic sent me a flag when I renewed my subscription - too bad I'm a Canadian! (I kept it in a drawer for 6 months till my uncle from Colorado's next visit - figured he'd do a better job flying it than me!)


CAPTAIN OBVIOUS - To the rescue?


TAGS: captain obvious dumb superhero internet meme
Rating: 1.71/5

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Khatmonsuk - February 13, 2009, 8:53 am
Hehe okay XD. I will look up perifious and Timmie. I alredy know what fapping and amsome means...sadly (XD).
Culos - February 12, 2009, 7:59 am
Once upon a time we had the most stupid comment by a guy.girl called Bob. On that day we added the word Bobvious to the Motifake dictionary...You may want to do a search for words like Amsome, Timmie, Fap/fapping and perifious. They too are Motifakenglish
Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 7:49 am
But I cant help but wondering...Why is he called Bobvious here on MotiFake?
Culos - February 12, 2009, 6:40 am
No big deal, you're forgiven :-)
Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 6:38 am
Answer to Culos: Sorry man. I'm pretty new to MotiFake.
Culos - February 12, 2009, 4:11 am
Try and get it right, on Motifake it's Captain Bobvious!


TRAVEL AUSTRALIA -


TAGS: australia
Rating: 3/5
moooooooooooooooo - June 10, 2009, 12:55 pm
That bitch was lying. baby murder rarely brings out the best in people.
LogicDude - June 10, 2009, 8:55 am
I heard a dingo ate your baby...
Jason dinAlt - June 10, 2009, 4:54 am
Backpacker murderers should be where kylie is, fires should be where giant spiders is, scorching desert should be where angry natives is, and dingos should be where the second N in NOTHING is.


FRUSTRATION - sometimes a punch to the face is needed to get someones attention




DRUMMERS -


TAGS: drummer jokes music desperate band
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by caveman

NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:04 am
What do you call a girl that want to get with the bassist? Not yours, anymore... if he's Gene Simmons or Dusty Hill.
NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:00 am
If you're a girl during the 80's, and want to date... Steve Perry: Good-girl. Steve Tyler: Bad-girl. Joe Perry: Slut.
NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 12:58 am
To which I say: That's only a problem if the band don't rock!
CloudchaserS - December 11, 2011, 10:14 pm
I once saw a bumper sticker that said "You're just like the rest of the band. Always following the drummer!"
crankyhead - December 11, 2011, 9:00 pm
Q: What do you 5ay to a drummer who tells you he's got an idea for your band's next song? A: Your fired. =)


Verbal Abuse -


TAGS: verbal abuse
Rating: 4.55/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - December 24, 2013, 3:23 am
My penis has no bones but it's harder than my fist.


OSCAR PISTORIUS -


TAGS: your excuse is now invalid
Rating: 4.62/5

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caveman - August 27, 2012, 4:22 am
Honestly i'm not sure how you would be able to do that, apart from just using a colour printer
martindl34 - August 26, 2012, 10:46 am
I still want to know how to get a picture of Oscar running for my gym wall just like this one
steve1961 - August 5, 2012, 1:20 pm
I don't give compliments easily but I love this poster very much. 5 well-deserved lions and I hope you get many more.
CloudchaserS - August 5, 2012, 11:34 am
I like to think that people like him aren't handicapped. They just have a different way of getting along and doing what they enjoy than the rest of us.


SEGWAY ROUGH RIDERS - Where is your Emperor-God now?!




DEATH -


TAGS: death usmc oorah
Rating: 4.49/5

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Airman - October 1, 2012, 5:44 pm
sorry, a little biased.. know a couple of firemen. Yes, they do get into tough situations and are brave. Not the two I know, but in general
Airman - October 1, 2012, 5:25 pm
during their donut runs to Safeway every morning? Firemen don't dodge live ammo
Skulrath - October 1, 2012, 1:04 pm
No offense to the Marines, but I personally think that your local Fire Department is just a tiny bit more badass.
Swampdady - July 11, 2012, 7:36 pm
Haha and Corpsmen kick him in the balls
GySgt1811 - March 25, 2011, 5:50 pm
Heh Heh Heh. ...and stare the cowardly bastard right in the eye. 5 Eagle, Globe and Anchors.


SAUDI ARABIA - now allowing women to drive


TAGS: arab muslim saudi
Rating: 4.9/5

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ughomer - January 8, 2013, 12:23 pm
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
caveman - January 7, 2013, 2:41 am
I lol'd
MissPriss - January 6, 2013, 9:11 pm
What? It's funny.


ENGINEERS - we solve problems such as: "How do you make an apple computer useful?"


TAGS: calander engineers make macs useful dlm4
Rating: 4.83/5

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DLM4 - September 17, 2010, 2:11 am
oh ya, and i thank you for the 5L
DLM4 - September 17, 2010, 2:11 am
simply because a problem is solved, does not mean that the solution can not be improved upon. also that which has been fixed has a nasty tendency to become broken again
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:16 pm
if engineers solved problems and fixed everything, wouldn't they be out of work?..5 for the proper use of a mac tho
DLM4 - September 16, 2010, 12:12 am
overlooked by the media in favor of failures that seldomly occur
DLM4 - September 16, 2010, 12:08 am
engineers solve problems, it's what we do. society presents us with a problem or challenge and it is our job to find a solution that is cost effective and efficient. sadly the many engineering marvels that are constantly being created are almost always
agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 12:04 am
Not in this lifetime.
Iconoclast - September 16, 2010, 12:00 am
Engineers solve problems. When did that start?
Ed-Hyde - September 15, 2010, 1:31 pm
Meh, I like this caption better. 5L, steve jobs is bill gates in disguise.
GreyScorpion - September 15, 2010, 1:29 pm
108489


EXCUSES - NOT EVERYONE USES THEM


TAGS: excuses
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by RONHUSTLEMAN

steve1961 - September 20, 2015, 9:28 pm
The Earth has plenty of both...and it's still full of ****.
nicholsjoshua15 - September 20, 2015, 8:12 pm
Excuses are like assholes if you don't have them you're full of shit.
EmilioDumphque - August 16, 2012, 2:00 am
Those look like some very long tibias.


WHY CAN'T I OWN A CANADIAN -


TAGS: canadian list jesus bible god sean for 25 00 sale
Rating: 4.34/5

More motifakes by ronsart

squiros - February 20, 2013, 11:15 am
great questions for anyone learning to read. good news buzzramjet! we ALL get to throw rocks at her! unfortunately not in USA since defer to local govt. anywhere legal, i'd gladly help out =D reply: bible reading comprehension ftw
Buzzramjet - August 11, 2012, 11:26 pm
Hilarious. That thing has been around for about 7 years or so. No one has actually been able to rebut it that I can find. And there are more. Like: I found out my wife was not a virgin when I married her, do I get the police to execute her or can I?
fred - October 18, 2010, 10:37 pm
It's funny, because it's true! :D
WhiteTiger225 - July 19, 2010, 11:13 pm
@#180344 Me thinks thou dost protest too much. Upset that your trimmed beard and hair are going to send you to hell? :p
TweedyMcSchwackerstein - June 14, 2010, 7:08 pm
half that shit's miscontstrued, 2 lions at best...
Ed-Hyde - January 4, 2010, 11:11 am
Ron, if you really wrote that I'd LOVE to see the response.
amina - January 4, 2010, 8:39 am
Never have I been more proud of a motifaker then I am now. I must once again bow down in awe of your talent.
spacedog - December 23, 2009, 7:27 pm
Excellent Ron, 5Ls. If you're heading north, I might know where you could rent some Canadians. The maple leafs aren't doing anything much these days.
Zed - December 23, 2009, 6:23 pm
Ron, you win. 5 F'ed-up lions, dude!
CANADA - December 23, 2009, 4:17 pm
that would defiantly make them think
Derek - December 23, 2009, 3:03 pm
A inconsistency exposure of biblical proportions.
aesop's folly - December 23, 2009, 2:26 pm
5/5 for the win
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 12:39 pm
Welcome back..."who gimme 5, gimme 5, 5, gimme 5....Sold!! to the Guiness drinker in the back. Pick up your canadian on your way out, sir."
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 12:15 pm
This is fucking beautiful, Ron! 5 bible thumping lions for you. I hope you enjoy them. Daniel did.
R.S.Jake - December 23, 2009, 12:06 pm
I got my Canadian on ebay! It came down to the last minute, but I got the winning bid!
rerun - December 23, 2009, 12:05 pm

I cannot own a Canadian because they live to far North, the purchase price would have to be offset by the travel price required to make the purchase. So far, not one dealer is willing to deal. Guess the economy is on a rebound.


A-10 WARTHOG - Face it the A-10 doesn't fly it just stares down gravity until it runs away sobbing and then, because it is so badass, the air just decides to get out of its way


TAGS: a 10 warthog usaf jets military
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by skinschamp10

Bolverk37782 - April 27, 2011, 3:49 pm
You forgot the most bad a*sed weapon of the lot, for pure intimidation the 30mm Gatling.
IxLOVExYOU - April 26, 2011, 1:41 pm
the chuck norris of air planes.
smalltownguy - April 26, 2011, 10:33 am
One fuel pod, one ECM pod, four Mk 82's, one Maverick AGM, and two Sidewinders... Yep still got plenty of power to tow an F-18 (chuckle)
marlygirl - April 26, 2011, 8:32 am
so true! Great Po5ter!
ThrillerMan - April 26, 2011, 3:18 am
Did you know that Charlie Sheen is an F-18, bro?
440wakeup - April 25, 2011, 10:34 pm
What's with the missiles, I thought thats where they hooked up the f-16's


A Man For All Seasons -


TAGS: veterans military immigration army usa
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 4:23 am
The VA Hospital system: PROOF that government run healthcare is a bad idea.
Greybeard - June 29, 2014, 10:49 pm
Thank you everyone. :)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:50 pm

actually it shouldn't even be an American one. it's the humane thing to do. period.
premiumgrade - June 29, 2014, 12:43 pm
Yes, Yes & Yes. 5 Lions, Greybeard.


ROFLSTALIN - Little known cousin of ROFLMAO.


TAGS: mao stalin rofl lol roflstalin roflmao roflcopter lolerskates 1337 dr manhattan cousin
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by Dr. Manhattan

Sean - January 13, 2009, 7:09 pm
P.S.: But on the other hand, Stalin's favorite Stooge was Shemp. So, wadda ya gonna do, eh? Take 'er easssss.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 7:03 pm
Damn you Mao!!!! You probably even like the later episodes and series where they meet actual ghosts!! That's insanity, you commie bastards!! Scooby Doo used to be the greatest champion of reason over fear. Scrappy was a worthless punk.
Sean - January 13, 2009, 6:50 pm
True Story: The Sino-Soviet Split actually occured over the question of whether or not Scrappy-Doo completely ruined the Scooby-Doo Show. Turns out Mao actually liked Scrappy!?!


GEDDY LEE - If he played with more than 1 finger ...we would all die.


TAGS: rush geddy lee bass progressive rock
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by James Luther

bassist - May 23, 2009, 9:50 pm
Geddy = FUCK YEAH!!!


TROLLING - An art form.




MOVIE NIGHT IN IRAQ -


TAGS: us soldiers national anthem
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by Airman

opsCOASTIE - October 30, 2011, 3:33 pm
Airman, this gave me chills, this happend to me at an event in D.C. honoring a fallen Shipmate, the entire platoon hummed the taps because the recording was not working.
Sean - April 9, 2011, 3:02 pm
I'm not very patriotic by their standards. I'd a probably started singing the first time, if only to get it over with. But then again, that just means that Superman 3 would be inflicted on me that much sooner.
Cloudchaser - April 9, 2011, 1:54 am
Sounds like a typical urban legend, but according to truthorfiction.com, this actually happened
WTFO - April 9, 2011, 12:15 am
No surprise here. I'm humbled to serve with great folks every day. The people I work with truly represent the best in all of us.
deerbag - April 8, 2011, 8:04 pm
I wish I had the power to keep the pay flowing while our government is shut down.
TheOne - April 8, 2011, 5:46 pm
Awesome.
quetz - April 8, 2011, 2:29 pm
I served in the Marines, back in the 90's there arent enough ppl anymore reminding us what these soldiers, go through and STILL have discipline and bearing!
NotoriousGIL - April 8, 2011, 2:00 pm
I'm a medic on the Baghdad Embassy compound and while I am sure the military personnel here would do the same, I'm not so sure of all the people that work here...Excellent post Airman!
MilDoc - April 8, 2011, 12:58 pm
Very nice, Airman! 5 crisp salutes!


MODEL CITIZEN - Respecting his neighbor's opinions.


TAGS: guns second amendment neighbors respect house sign arrow
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

thundal - September 5, 2011, 9:33 am
I'm all for gun control, but wouldn't better education be a stronger deterrent? Also, some people are shocked to find out I have a maglock instead of a doorknob... electricity's a better way to say no~
Derek's a Retard - November 2, 2009, 1:23 am
Oh here's goes the stupid liberal again. I've got a challenge for you, try sneaking into my house and getting my gun, just try.
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:54 pm
Especially if they stole his guns
mmmBingSoo - October 27, 2009, 2:13 pm
hope someone robs this guys house just to do it for the lulz that would come of it
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 9:34 am
Brilliant. 5.


JEALOUSY - It takes advantage of the best of us




Song -


TAGS: song music head swab
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - December 17, 2014, 12:59 am
Thanks :)
Sho - December 15, 2014, 3:08 am
simply genius. 5/f
JesusWept - December 10, 2014, 9:29 pm
Thank you!
spacedog - December 10, 2014, 8:49 pm
This really is excellent.
JesusWept - November 24, 2014, 11:20 am
Thanks :)
Thedge - November 24, 2014, 10:59 am
Perfecto !, why can I not Say more? Chalk it up to brandy. 5L
ughomer - November 24, 2014, 9:03 am
That's What I Like About YOU...
mizzdizz - November 24, 2014, 2:54 am
a weemawop aweemawop----miss priss you're EVIL for getting that stuck in my head! I have been topped! In the jungle....LOL!
JesusWept - November 24, 2014, 1:46 am
Thankzzzzzzz.....
MissPriss - November 24, 2014, 1:16 am
5Lions sleep tonight....
mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 9:11 pm
Always on the lookout for new tunes to annoy people with! Of course, there's always the theme from The Smurfs....
JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 9:01 pm
Thanks for the fiver. I'll send you my used swabs ;)
mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 8:49 pm
I have a TON of annoying songs. Hope you have several cases! The musician's blessing/curse--your life has a sound track whether you want it to, or not! LOL! That's 5 lions singing 'Its a Small World After All....'! Gotcha! LOL!
JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 7:28 pm
Thanks :)
JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 7:28 pm
No worries! I have lots of swabs ;)
Oldsod - November 23, 2014, 7:25 pm
Brilliant.
mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 6:24 pm
Only long enough to replace it with something else equally annoying! LOL!
JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 2:24 pm
Thanks :)
GaryO - November 23, 2014, 2:01 pm
excellent


PREDICTION - You'd think with all those weather ballons We'd be better at predicting the weather


TAGS: weather usairforce
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by house

Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:02 pm
You wouldn't see a B2 on radar...Hell you can only hear it after it has passed over you.
PixieRose - June 2, 2011, 9:46 am
now now...i think the Air force is on to something...wait for it...nope..they're just wannabe weathermen..so disappointed
Brawler - June 1, 2011, 4:07 am
Kinda like the gun-illiterate.. For him every gun is a Glock.. even if it is a GAU-8:D
Jeder - June 1, 2011, 12:05 am
Second Object Row two, thats not a weather ballon, thats Swamp gas


MEMORY LOSS - Many Democrats conveniently had it when criticizing the Bush administration on Iraq. So who was it who "lied"?


TAGS: stupid democrats forgetful politics war iraq bush clinton kennedy gore
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

DeGrey - September 24, 2010, 1:06 am
Please Don't Feed the Trolls
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 11:22 pm
Moo+, why don't you stop trying to tell people what to do. It's more tiring than the trolls. 2nd point: if you're going to falsly accuse someone of racism be smart enough to know that a Clansman is from Scotland and a Klansman is a coward with a sheet.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 9:57 pm
To answer your question ILB; most of these quotes were made during the Clinton administration. Oh, and welcome, knowitall.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 4:00 pm
You need to stop ""knowitall" Your political BS belongs somewhere else. At your Clan Meeting Maybe?
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:30 pm
sry grammar nazi, there's a lot of letters in that word "intelligent" and it's almost 5pm on friday...
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:29 pm
TTH, pffft, you're a tool. WTFO keep up the good work. your "soapbox rants" are intelligent and accurate. anyone that doesn't want to hear them is as intellingent as a 3 year old covering his ears screaming "na-na-na-na" for fear of learning the truth
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:21 pm
bravo to Paul for not stooping to your level. hopefully you dumbocrats will get a job one day and learn the value of honesty, respect, and hard work. maybe then you'll grow a pair...
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:20 pm
i find it hilarious that you guys call thetrashheap "TTH", considering that also stands for "to talk homo" and all you libtards seem to be slobbing his knob while you cry about the poster and attack it's creator.
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:17 pm
i for one, enjoy the politifakes as do many of my co-workers and friends who i share them with.
WTFO - September 17, 2009, 12:56 am
Sorry Bart. I know you were kidding. You just caught me all worked up at the time. No offense, bud.
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 7:10 pm
Just joking. I figured I'd make a small literary reference to parody the political debates that go on around the site.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 6:31 pm
Bart, nothing to be suspicious, ILB is a low-life who doesn't care about facts. Bush is a liar, but these folks he questions the timing of the comments. He's full of shit.
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 5:42 am
Now I'm suspicious...
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 5:41 am
Dude, ILB, are you and WTFO like Locke and Demosthenes?...Just kidding, I'm sure you two aren't the same person. Are you? Nah, it can't be; why would a person go to all the trouble of using two computers for such a purpose...Then again, it is politics.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 5:26 am
that we turned our back on, and is now falling apart, Afghanistan.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 5:25 am
Taking a page from WTFO's book, I would like to see where and most importantly WHEN these comments were made. Undoubtedly some are true, but based on false information fed to all of us to justify an unnecessary war that detracted us from the real mission
TheTrashHeap - August 21, 2009, 2:15 am
mo even
TheTrashHeap - August 21, 2009, 2:14 am
What a kissass you are when it suits you wtfo! Do you really think mooooooooooooo can't see right through you?
WTFO - August 21, 2009, 12:28 am
MO, I appreciate the clarification of your position. I may have dragged you in with the likes of TTH. You obviously are not as much a hater as he is. My apologies if I unfairly attacked you.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 10:19 pm
I believe the A.C.O.R.N. secret headquarters is right nearby to there as well.
Mark - August 20, 2009, 1:39 pm
Morry's Deli, 5500 S Cornell Ave.,Chicago, IL Not to drag politics into these comments but, Morry's is just down the street from BHO's Chicago residence. Drop by and say hello if you like.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:53 am
I can get a nice liverwurst sammich.you know, with the pickle......The nice crisp kosher dill with a little garlic?.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:51 am
1.What does any of this have to do with Porcelina leaving?...2.Mr M. Clearly stated that politifakes have to be at least a little funny and entertaining(so just stick to that and you'll be fine)3. No Ranting (sounds simple enough)4. Does anyone know where
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:19 am
though I actually agree with many of your points. So I'm out of the politifake debate...that's where I stand. I just think that you and the others could take most of the long winded rants to the forum and go hog wild...
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:14 am
I respect the heck outta you both for your service as members of our military. I also do not mind the fact that you two rant in an extremly educated manner. I do find it kinda neurotic though. It's the same thing over and over and over and over....even
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:10 am
So I'm just playing catch up and I see my name got drug into this....WTFO you've no doubt noticed that I've refrained from directing any of my politifake comments toward anyone in particular, right? And my opinion of you and mark is still the same....
Arrogant Knight - August 20, 2009, 3:18 am
Hey thanks for the laughs, WTFO. You crack me up.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:42 pm
Merrily merrily merrily merrily.......
Haarakkon - August 19, 2009, 11:41 pm
It could maybe use some refining. It certainly does compartmentalize things, though. It keeps the rest of you from having to read my diatribes.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 11:37 pm
I kinda have mixed feelings there Haar. Though it kinda compartmentalizes the flame wars, eh?
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:34 pm
God, you are a prick. I'm done with you Canuck.
Haarakkon - August 19, 2009, 11:34 pm
I LOVE this filter!!! Amsome work!!!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:30 pm
Did you miss the post where MR M. said this site was for entertainment? No soapbox ranting?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:28 pm
Awwwwwwwww pooor baby! If you can rant so can I.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:26 pm
TTH, STFU. Take your little clique and go F yourself.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:22 pm
The problem was never with your posters, but with your long repetitive rants that filled the latest comments page. Now that Mr M. has asked that you refrain from the soapbox behavior all should improve.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:13 pm
Just cant stop whining can you WTFO?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm
on here but I would like to think people are above that. If a poster I make is rejected; I have no problem. If it's approved; super. Do I have (my kind of) entertainment in mind while making a poster? Yes.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm
attacking of members and whining about the mere fact that certain posters were made in the first place. I sincerely did not mean to get off on the wrong foot with many here; yet I do feel I was attacked first. Which is fine; I'll be glad to trade insults
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm
You are taking this way too seriously.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:07 pm
to some. Yet once a poster is approved; what's the point in carrying on about it? And while this site may not be the ideal place for serious political discussion; With all due respect to the boss I would have to think that's preferable to outright
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:07 pm
The bottom line is that I agree that Mr. Motifake is the head of this place and approve or disapprove any given poster. It's about entertainment, yet as demonstrated what is entertainment is subjective and a political poster can be entertaining according
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:01 pm
Much obliged, Sean. Like I said, I try to add variety and humor where I can. I just like to vent and get irritated when others on this site try to force people off the site for no good reason.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:58 pm
I obviously can't resist doing a politifake every now and then, but it is the few individuals who make "regurgifakes" that tend to bring the whole enterprise into disrepute. Ah well. And I think a 3 or better rating means yer doing something right.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:53 pm
again, I'm respectful when others are respectful. I will discuss these thoughts with Mr. Motifake since he is the owner of this site and I'm not sure he is aware of the tactics of the chat clique to team up and attack his other guests.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:51 pm
I also believe that the ratings of my posters prove the exact opposite of TTH and AKs assertion that they don't belong here. Several of mine are funny, demotivational, and sarcastic which is why Mr. Motifake approves them. As I've shown over and over
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:50 pm
Great points, Sean. I have been trying to keep current and differ my posters. Maybe that is why most of mine are rated well over 3 lions.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
Quite frankly I find this whole conversation the most entertaining thing on this entire site; and that's not meant to be a dis to great Motifakes.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
lint ball if she so chooses and her free speech to discuss it. BTW, in the forum the "I DON'T take sides" moderator, AK stated "Good riddance. Can we move on now?"
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
... or Bush-is-a-moron? Lame.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
Well, the politcal ones tend to be far more numerous and far less varied than the anti-religious ones. I mean, how many Obama-is-a-socialist posters have we seen? Though I readily concede that many of the anti-r. ones are pretty artless and nasty.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:47 pm
I'm back and I did confirm my suspicions. I went back to events that led to the leaving of Porcelina. It was TTH, Moo+ and AK as the clique attack hounds. While I don't support her satanic belief system I do support her right to worship the all mighty
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 10:43 pm
Plus I just LOVE how the people same exact people who whine and bitch about Politifakes' very existence don't say a fucking thing about Religifakes constantly trashing the church and ridiculing prophets and the annointed.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:42 pm
on something and I'll be right back. I know you'll be waiting with bells on.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:42 pm
poster. I want to thank Haar for being respectful in his comments as well as others. The clique attack hounds appear to be led by TTH, AK has the muscle through duties, and Moo+ and MO just tag along through peer pressure or something. I'm going to check
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:40 pm
solely with politics or I would be able to find you weighing in on Bush, Cheney, or Palin attack posters. It also interesting to me that Moo+ was very respectful until about the time that AK invited him to PM to talk about "stuff" over on the chat room
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:39 pm
like. Unfortunately, one of those clique members has been given moderator authority by Mr. Motifake. I wonder if he's aware of how you abuse your authority. It is obvious you have it out for me and others who are anti-Obama. I don't believe it has to do
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:37 pm
If you look to the bottom of this comment chain you'll see there was no trouble until TTH joined in acting like a prick. What has become quite apparent to me is that the "Staring at us clique" has a subset group that team up and attack others they don't
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:35 pm
stuff doesn't belong here", "to stop your stupid ranting", "I cannot WAIT for this filter to be implemented. I really can't", "creating Politifake.org to shut you up", and finally "THERE" like a 12 yr old child. Please tell us all how you don't take sides
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:32 pm
AK, You stated "I do NOT take sides" earlier. Please enlighten everyone on how you can claim that with any validity after lower you stated "Vomitting political views...does NOT make you intelligent", "having all this trouble with you", "You know KNOW this
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 8:30 pm
Arrogant Knight: I seem to have an issue with what exactly?
MO - August 19, 2009, 2:46 pm
Today the sun will set on the last day of Politifake tyrany!! Long live the funny!!! Next stop?? Anime free shenanigans!!!! I'm all for some debate...but if you debate it till it's sore....take it to the fourum FFS! I even logged in at work to say that..!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:42 am
It's just some guy who goes around eating weird stuff from the outback. Kinda like Ray Mears but with a stronger stomach.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:39 am
...I have not. Pretty sure I don't EVER want to see it!
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:39 am
OK....that's good to know. I haven't been around much and was unaware of that. I used to sit next to a "Moderator" in third grade. "Teacher! Teacher! Mark was talking when you were out of the room." Does the Moderator job come with credentials?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:38 am
Have you ever seen the bush tucker man? cool show but i cant understand a word he says!
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:37 am
...I'll get a headache.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:37 am
It's too late for me to be laughing, TTH, dammit!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:36 am
Gonna call me sugar tits will ya! shrimp on the barbie is there?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:35 am
You, Sir Knight are a poopy face! and I will not listen to you no way no how! Who ever heard of an Aussie knight! Sir quigley is it? "that aint a sword, this is a sword"? Off to fight the dreaded bush tucker man are you??? Sir Roadwarrior the drunk is it?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:35 am
Pretty much. ...Actually, yeah, spot on.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:33 am
AK - I was unaware that you are a Moderator. Exactly what is a Moderator? Is that like Mr. Motifake Lite?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:31 am
I thanked you for agreeing to listen to me as a Moderator. WTFO and PKP seem to have an issue with it.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:31 am
"the right to censorship" was my lame attempt at sarcasm. As I have said before, Mr. Motifake is the boss and I'm not arguing with him. That's a "no win proposition." I'm discussing a point and giving my opinion.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:28 am
"the right to censorship" not sure what you meant there Mark. We do have the right to free speech, Only this isn't Canada, it's Motifake. In the land of Motifake there are no political debates, no threats by timmies, and no arguing with the boss man.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:26 am
TTH - We agree at last!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:24 am
Without MR M. we would not even have this site, if he chooses to censor anything that is his right. This is not a democracy, Motifake was created with a purpose in mind and it's creator has the right to shape it to that purpose.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:23 am
AK - Your welcome....but what were you thanking me for?
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:22 am
I was just using this poster as an example. Some people might find it to be unfunny and unentertaining. There is no issue.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 10:20 am

Mark said: " I find this poster to be both funny and entertaining." It was approved. Where is the issue?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:19 am
Thank you, Mark. Sincerely.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:17 am
And I'll dance to whatever Mr. M and the Moderators decide to play.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:16 am
Hmmmm, sounds like censorship to me. Do you have the right to censorship in Canada? We like to think of both of our countries having free speech, but this is a "private" site and Mr. (or Ms.) Motifake has the final word.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:07 am
I would assume that Mr M. and the moderators will decide what's funny. (sounds like a bad do-wop band). Ladies and gentlemen MR M. And the MODERATORS!!!! wooooo woooohooooo
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:03 am
...1 Lion and then move on. That's what I do if I don't like a poster. If I disagree with a point of view, I post my point and welcome a sane discussion. If you choose to create a Politifake.org I'll refrain from posting politifakes on motifake.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:00 am
...offer my opinion. Who will decide what is funny and entertaining? I find this poster to be both funny and entertaining. I also agree with PKP that the problem seems to lie with those who are whining about politifakes. They have the option to vote...
Mark - August 19, 2009, 9:56 am
Well Mr. Motifake, you of course are the boss and have the final word here. I've just read this entire comment list and found my name mentioned here a few times if though I haven't been on the site much in the past few months, so I feel compelled to....
BoneCD - August 19, 2009, 9:48 am
Now stop that gloating AK...you have privileged information!
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 9:43 am
THERE.
spacedog - August 19, 2009, 9:38 am
Thank Mr. M.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:36 am

So guys, please keep the purpose in mind. I may release politifake.org for people who want to have these outright political battles. But dont want it here. Funny politifakes are ok though.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:35 am

Keeping entertainment in mind. The last thing we want is huge, long, serious political debates. Nothing funny/entertaining about that. People come here to relax, not stress out about politics.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:34 am

This site is about ENTERTAINMENT. Politifakes are allowed if they are FUNNY/WITTY. Not simply idealogical attacks.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 6:11 am
Because, sir, the one's causing the problem are the ones who are complaining ABOUT Politifakes. If the boss gets in contact with me... great.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 6:00 am
I have discussed this with him directly. How can you tell me to get my facts straight?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:57 am
In the meantime I won't assume the boss thinks anything until he posts a decision.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:54 am
You mean to shut the complainer OF Politifakes up. Get your facts straight.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 5:12 am
I like how you chose to ignore what I said completely. M obviously agrees that politics don't belong here. You'd get that if you read my comments. He is even considering creating Politifake.org to shut you up.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:05 am
Haarakkon; is the lead story about a shooting downtown gee... maybe because they're LOCAL broadcasting stations? And of course politics from other countries matter. I have no problem with Canadian or Portuguese politics being discussed on here.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 4:57 am
I was just speaking my mind and defending myself after being attacked. I'm flabbergasted I haven't been called a racist yet.


SPETSNAZ - Like ninjas, only with assault rifles...


TAGS: ninja gun spetsnaz russian
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by Mike

Wrong - August 16, 2009, 12:49 am
If it were white, you'd notice the dude lying down or whatever. Because it's black it can look like a bit of tree, so you don't notice the geezer holding it.
Anonymous - January 20, 2009, 2:23 am
It's work better if the gun was white too.
Torquemada - July 16, 2008, 7:34 am
Spetsnaz... Russians on motifake?


COMPUTER CRASH - Can't respond to any email today. Something has crashed on my computer and the mouse is missing.




Disenchantment -


TAGS: your problems are just beginning
Rating: 4.93/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 16, 2016, 4:03 pm
I thought for a second that it was Boba Fett.
mizzdizz - November 22, 2015, 2:06 am
Yuk-yuk, is that you getting carried away by the brave handsome knight? I'm jealous! 5L


HITLER CLAUSE -


TAGS: hitler clause jews
Rating: 3.91/5

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mallen - September 27, 2009, 8:40 am
Who voted 1 lion? That is funy. 5/5.


FAITHPALM - For epic fail of Biblical proportions


TAGS: jesus god facepalm bible faithpalm fail religion christianity lord
Rating: 4.28/5

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rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:32 pm

sorry face, facepalm
rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:28 pm

can't we stop with these lame faceplant posters?
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:23 pm
Still explains the lisp!
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:22 pm
goofy granola band
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:19 pm
Corporate Avenger knew, Grey. :P
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:16 pm
Jesus had a lisp? who knew. 5L
Claire - April 14, 2010, 5:43 pm
This is absolute genius!
forseti - April 14, 2010, 5:29 pm
very nice!!


JESUS - Cockroaches do have one too.


TAGS: jesus christ cockroach roach religion christianity god
Rating: 4.03/5

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Derek - December 28, 2009, 6:23 pm
A perfect analog.


DUMB BITCH - Last time she ever makes me a sandwich with beef when I asked for ham


TAGS: bitch domestic abuse
Rating: 1.91/5

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supercheez - May 10, 2009, 2:18 am
FAIL.
DotDotDot - February 3, 2009, 11:33 am
O_o The srsns in this comments section is suffocating me. Just because his/her sense of humor is not your own doesn't mean... oh shit is that a handmade robot zombie ninja pirate model? *wanders off*
Sean - October 17, 2008, 5:24 pm
* just so snot-nosed ...
Sean - October 17, 2008, 5:23 pm
-- that. Shocking others for kicks is just snot-nosed so grade nine boy, isn't it?
Sean - October 17, 2008, 5:22 pm
As much as I hate these posters, does it hurt us to be reminded that sick fucks like the guy who posted this exist? We ignore their putrid kind at our own peril. And he can't even come up with an original sick joke to type. Like anyone's surprised by t
Nobody - October 17, 2008, 5:09 pm
*like these are* Damn, I set myself up for that one.
Nobody - October 17, 2008, 5:08 pm
Why do people think pictures like this is actually funny?


RADIO OPERATORS - The deadliest thing on the battlefield is a pissed off marine with a radio!


TAGS: bang bombs hate anger usmc
Rating: 4.48/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 9, 2013, 10:24 pm
The radioman and the SAW gunner have the most dangerous jobs in the military. The enemy sharpshooters always target those guys. Because the radioman is the link to support and the SAW gunner is the one laying down the most fire.
GySgt1811a - February 16, 2012, 4:12 pm
TeeHee! Jarhead Tankers have radios, too! "Shot, over. Shot, out."
Budog - February 16, 2012, 4:08 am
Semper Fi 10-4... KF7DSA


SINKHOLES - Hey, just think. This could happen to your house tonight. Sweet dreams, everyone.




SIRIUS BLACK - Why so Sirius?




OW... CUT IT OUT! - You better stop it Thor! I'm tellin my DAD!


TAGS: jesus and thor
Rating: 4.29/5

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theviking - August 8, 2010, 6:01 am
thor:78563929730689846368009 jesus: -1 jesus help invent christianity


TOO COOL! - Meet the man all men want to be.




MEAT NATIVITY - Cause nothin' says Christmas more than a pig-in-a-blanket Baby Jesus!


TAGS: meat nativity jesus christmas
Rating: 4/5

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Hinoron - March 30, 2012, 1:13 am
"This is my flesh, take and eat. Do this in remembrance of me." (And we'll all just ignore that they were Hebrew, don't eat pork and regard cannibalism as a vile sin, so that probably never came out his mouth, ever.)
Ed-Hyde - December 13, 2010, 7:55 am
Hey, you worship your way. I'll worship (nom nom nom ) my way.


BEARSHARKTOPUS - Awesome just found a new definition.


TAGS: bearsharktopus
Rating: 3.48/5

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Treehodger - February 18, 2010, 11:35 pm
omfg, lmao @Sean
Mika - September 23, 2009, 3:23 am
no its a bearktopus o.o or an sharktopusbear?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 11:59 pm
... gangbang Bambi? C'mon? we all know that that's where this was going all along.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 11:58 pm
I'd watch it.
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 11:57 pm
Mega-Shark vs. Giant Octopus vs. Gentle Ben
Sean - September 22, 2009, 10:49 pm
AMSOME Look elsewhere. And good luck with that.


"Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" -


TAGS: work bar wine antidote virus
Rating: 4.71/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2015, 2:29 pm
What? Work? In thi5 world? Poppyc*ck! They've given us an incentive to work: MONEY!Just enough to eat and wipe our a$$.
Silverheart - August 18, 2013, 3:33 pm

I'm gonna need this on a tshirt... to wear every monday. 5(million)Lions on this one, Ism. Love your (semi)daily ISM News!


WITH GREAT MUSTACHE - comes great responsibility




Foreboding -


TAGS: chesty puller was a genius
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - July 22, 2015, 5:35 pm
Nothing good but Spider Powers!
GaryO - July 21, 2015, 8:41 pm
now THAT's Motigood
JesusWept - July 21, 2015, 8:14 pm
Excellent! L L L L L


SENIOR CITIZENS - you gotta love their honesty and wit


TAGS: funny aged cuss
Rating: 4.73/5

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IxLOVExYOU - April 25, 2011, 10:43 am
this made my monday! 5Ls.


AUSTRALIA - And you thought their Spiders were big !!


TAGS: australia spiders big critters centipede
Rating: 2.69/5

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glen567 - December 25, 2012, 6:49 pm
That centipede isn't from Australia, it's from America.
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 2:28 pm
LOL.... ladies and gentlemen; LD!
LogicDude - June 6, 2009, 1:56 pm
But does the carpet match the drapes?
Gorp - June 6, 2009, 10:18 am
Except that thing lives in Arizona. (Red-headed centipede).


TRUE FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: some trust applies flame thrower
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greeny - April 24, 2014, 5:09 pm
A truly gruesome duty it would be - aside from the smoke breaks
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:04 pm
I'm not a Nazi but I have respect for the brave German soldiers. They fought the who world underequipped, undersupplied, and undertrained. The only winners in war are the devil and death.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 12:20 pm
AAAHHHRRRRRIGHT, you shitbird pukes. Burn One!
champ99 - August 12, 2011, 10:29 am
Light 'em if ya got'm
gas - August 12, 2011, 9:50 am
what a good photo!


1ST BASEBALL GAME -


TAGS: enthusiasm is contagious
Rating: 4.43/5

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ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 8:33 pm
5 Kiltlifters for ye.


TOMBSTONE MOMENTS - Sometimes begin with a whisper




ZOIDBERG JESUS - Accept him into your heart




HUSBAND DAYCARE - Seems Legit




JACK DANIELS - Comes alive when you add coke....Unlike Amy Winehouse


TAGS: jack daniels winehouse
Rating: 4.35/5

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RONHUSTLEMAN - May 6, 2013, 10:07 am
ouch
Coombsy007 - July 29, 2011, 9:37 pm
Mate same here I put this up.on Facebook and half my friends laughed the other half whinged
mafia107c - July 29, 2011, 6:20 pm
i laughed. my girl didnt. she's a fan sadly
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 12:40 am
Yes and Ice can lift the spirit...
Coombsy007 - July 27, 2011, 11:51 pm
Thanks for the votes guys, this is the first ever demotivational I've made


Nietzsche -


TAGS: mustache
Rating: 2.71/5

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NAPalm - September 8, 2008, 3:34 am
dude, this is my wallpaper now
Alexiel - July 11, 2008, 11:21 am
his chin too, wtf
Sean - May 9, 2008, 1:04 pm
This is pretty funny, Doug. And the little Nietsche that I have read tells me that it is true.


diplomacy -


TAGS: vicious dog will rogers humor
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - April 21, 2016, 6:44 am
I love Mr. rogers, UP yours


NRA -


TAGS: nra guns photography home intrusion
Rating: 4.76/5

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djinnyf - April 9, 2011, 1:11 pm
or "How to take the craziest, scared faces ever!!!" xx
ICEMAN - September 20, 2010, 8:13 am
5 double taps from a Patron Life member.
Faceplant31 - September 18, 2010, 4:37 pm
Perfect, a 5 gold rounds for you


GIVE'EM THE TITTIES -


TAGS: feb 25 suspicion the kid knows his brand
Rating: 4.35/5

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Hasbunmb - March 8, 2010, 1:36 pm
Must....stop....giggling...
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 6:23 pm
First and last time Matt was cared for by uncle Mel.
spacedog - February 25, 2010, 9:33 pm
Nice work Matt, 5Ls.
MO - February 25, 2010, 6:59 pm
LOVE IT!
Airman - February 25, 2010, 6:11 pm
LOL
Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 5:04 pm
Amsome, where is the wiskey ti... wait never mind


ESTONIAN GALS - Yeah, sure... they all start out looking like the girls on the left, but after they turn 40 they morph into Babushkas.


TAGS: estonians girls babushka
Rating: 2.5/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:48 pm
The American version is also 50-250 lbs heavier. (Yeah, I know that's a wide range... so are the Americans).
nicholsjoshua15 - January 19, 2014, 7:19 pm
Better than America and Western Europe where the women have more silicon than microsoft and some much botox that they look like they have rigor mortis.


WEDDING CAKE -




RAP - It's what you get when you set Tourettes to music.


TAGS: rap music eminem rapper
Rating: 4.08/5

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NickDahlmier - March 6, 2016, 6:44 pm
...At least in the "Gangsta" form of it.


BEER TANK!! - The only proper way to honor veterans


TAGS: usmc
Rating: 4.54/5

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tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 9:18 pm
Some prefer scotch.


CHLOROFORM - The way real men get the girl.


TAGS: funny hilarious girl boy relationship
Rating: 1.98/5

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Mr.Danger260 - August 30, 2009, 4:19 am
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you"?"Huh...oh".*Passes out*"Score"!
Haha! - May 6, 2008, 4:59 am
The comments on this one are as funny as the original pic. Bravo!
Renee - May 6, 2008, 12:29 am
Be careful... the one you get with chloroform is the one who uses arsenic to get your life insurance!
Sean - April 20, 2008, 2:58 am
Hey, way to take a picture with a funny caption on it and ... kinda just repeat that below. Your muse is clearly working overtime. At her other job.


FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - Unlike Jesus, he comes with garlic bread and marinara sauce.




CREEPY NEIGHBORS - The reason doors have locks.


TAGS: creepy neighbors chi mos child molestors mustaches
Rating: 3.72/5

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Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:45 am
Glass as in the stuff that goes in windows not Gl Ass why blank out one of the a's
Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:44 am
Glass these windows have none


PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...




TRUST IS LIKE A MIRROR - Once it's broken you can never look at it the same again...




THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM - But the second mouse gets the cheese ...




YOU'RE SO STUPID - There's no bus short enough for you.


TAGS: insult snap bus vehicle
Rating: 4.28/5

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falloutghoul - December 15, 2011, 6:38 pm
Sorry, but there is a fine line between stupid and retarded: the retarded can't help themselves, while the stupid refuse to learn.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Pokemon chose you




RECOGNITION -


TAGS: amy winehouse congratulations sober
Rating: 4.82/5

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Cyberhagen - July 29, 2011, 2:30 pm
Oh snap... damn
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 28, 2011, 8:41 am
Beautiful.
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 3:03 am
No, I made sure - It was definately over 48 hours
lerowa - July 28, 2011, 2:10 am
Ouch. lil too soon
tellitlikeitis - July 26, 2011, 10:16 pm
Ok, that's good.
forseti - July 26, 2011, 2:59 pm
you will meet her in hell for that! 5 bottles!
Airman - July 26, 2011, 12:32 pm
lol
crankyhead - July 26, 2011, 12:03 pm
5uperb


20TH ANNIVERSARY -


TAGS: please use this one mr motifake delete the other
Rating: 3.36/5

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agdaniele - July 12, 2009, 9:33 am
Solid.


MONDAY MORNING - It always feels like this.




T R U S T - “Trust is like a vase. Once it's broken, though you can fix it the vase will never be same again.”


TAGS: trust
Rating: 4.5/5

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justme - May 23, 2011, 2:06 pm
great poster 5l
rerun - May 22, 2011, 5:48 pm

superb


ATHEISM - Checkmate


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 3.42/5

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Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:11 am
Maybe he's all of those things, if there is eternal hell and then i presume it will be filled up.
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:17 am
Or, just click on the next poster and bypass agenda.
colt45103 - July 19, 2010, 7:08 pm
Read "The Problem with Pain" by C. S. Lewis - God created man with a free will, man by his choices creates evil.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 12:08 am
I always equal 5 lions
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am
Dre=5L!
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am
Thanks to separation of church and state, they can equally provide it in tandem.
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 11:58 pm
religious posters= 1 flame war, politifakes = 1000000000000000 flame wars
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:55 pm
I guess i was wrong in that thread. I thought politics was the root of ALL evil.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:52 pm
What a timely example that religious motifakes could easily reach, if not surpass, politifakes as the troublemaker fuel.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:51 pm
Damn...there's some hostility in here.
harlo - October 26, 2009, 10:15 pm
jaubrey, oh, I understand your God. He was created by humans because he would be too much of an asshole (and too stupid) to exist. anyone, your all-knowing God knows we can't decide for ourselves. Fail.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 9:17 pm
Like calculus jk
Jaubrey - October 26, 2009, 9:14 pm
He's beyond any understanding we think we might have.
_Wolfie_ - April 24, 2009, 9:02 am
Or he's out playing polo with the angels
anyone - December 2, 2008, 10:39 am
Or he just wants to give you the chance to decide by yourself.


JESUS SAVES! - Everyone else takes damage.


TAGS: jesus saves dungeons dragons adnd
Rating: 2.53/5

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Haarakkon - October 10, 2009, 8:00 pm
Ha! Clever.


EVERYTHING - has a hidden beauty, if only for those who can see it.




WILFORD BRIMLEY - Eat your damn oatmeal or you'll get the dia-bee-tus!


TAGS: wilford brimley diabeetus old
Rating: 4.19/5

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D0Cvinnie666 - July 29, 2011, 11:47 am
I always thought he said you'll get a Dying Fetus LawL


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